Passive aggresive MySpace status updates, I suppose are my topic, though I’m also including hyper-emotional ones. I should have taken some screenshots this morning, because they’re funnier in context, but my mouse finger is quick when it comes to checking that little ’delete friend’ box — not so much with an actual friend, but infinitely so when I can’t remember who the hell the person is, and their avatar is a tight, flash photo of their not-so-great face in a pout, and the status is something like: “Kenny has been hurt by the selfishness of others.”

Or:

“is ready to forgive you, Michael, if you promise you can change.”
“is thinking about just leaving all you fake people behind.”
“is tired of every one juging me insted of just living they life.”
“is starting to lose weight so she can fit in to this shallow, meaningless society.”
“is emotionally exhausted from divorce.”
“wishes she had a real friend to talk to.” Read more